Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Oh SNAP...Stretch marks!!

Well I found out Sunday that I have stretch marks. I thought I was doing well because I hadn't seen any, but apparently I was wrong! I looked at me naked belly in the mirror on Sunday and saw a crap load of purple and blue stretch marks. Apparently Cocoa butter is not enough when twins are involved! The stretch marks have probably been there for a while, but since I cannot see anything below where my belly button used to be I never knew...

Here are some items I can now cross off my list of things I'll never do...
  • Wear a bikini
  • Wear a midriff top
  • Model for playboy
  • Be a stripper
  • Go to a nude beach

I am sure there are more...but these are all I can think of right now!!

3 comments:

Bitter Mom said...

Eh, nude beaches should still be okay, but definitely not the bikini.

Sarah said...

Eh, playboy should be okay as well they can airbrush them out!!! hehe.

meg said...

Tim says... Damn, damn, damn, damn, and damn!

I say you don't have to be nude to go to a nude beach, just go and laugh your ass off at other people!