Becky Needs...

I got this game from a blog I read. Google your name and the word needs (i.e. Becky needs) and write down the top 10 hits and see if they hold true. I wanna see everyone's answers!!! Here are mine...

1. Becky needs a cactus shoved up her vagina - First off...WTF? Why is this my top Google search? I don't think it is safe for the babies or my cervix to have a cactus anywhere near my vagina right now...FALSE!

2. Becky needs a bullet in her head - Wow, I am getting nothing but positives here. Although some days I may feel like this, I have to declare this as FALSE!

3. Becky needs a Friend - Don't we all? TRUE!

4. Becky needs a Man - Have one, but thanks! FALSE!

5. Becky needs friends, not boyfriends - Sounds good to me! TRUE!

6. Becky needs a psychiatrist - I most definitely agree! TRUE!!

7. Becky needs a home - Got one already! FALSE!

8. Becky needs to update - I get told this on my blog from time to time so...TRUE!

9. Becky Needs Massive Amounts of More Money -Truer words have never been spoken...TRUE!

10. Becky needs an Exorcism - Depends on who you ask...TRUE/FALSE??